Nasrudin visited a stingy priest, who said to him:
"Would you like a bite to eat?"
When the food arrived, the Mulla saw that it was literally nothing more than a morsel. At that moment a beggar looked through the window. The priest shouted: "Go away, or I'll break your neck!"
"Brother," said Nasrudin to the beggar, "go away quickly, for I can testify that here, for once, is a man who isn't exaggerating!"