The Matter with the Ladder

One day Nasrudin came across a sheikh and two priests arguing about religion, upon seeing him the sheikh appeared relieved:

“Mulla, Mulla,” he cried out, “come here and help us settle this dispute!”

Upon approaching, the sheikh began explaining to Nasrudin that the two priests were debating the whole issue of Muhammad’s ascension to Heaven.

“Can you believe that?” added the sheikh indignantly. “Well, how in the world is that possible?” asked one of the priests facetiously.

“What means did he use to effect this ascension?” inquired the other trying to maintain a level of seriousness.

“Oh that’s quite simple really,” replied Nasrudin, “he borrowed the ladder from your prophet!”