Politeness - 2

There are those two guys who are joining a meal in a fine restaurant. And as it happens the order the same: two steaks. And again – as it happens – those two steaks are served on one plate and – as it happens – one is twice the size of the other.

After a while of complementing each other to chose the steak as politeness requires, one smiles and reaches out for the huge steak and eats it with great pleasure. His companion immediately gains a dismal air which he succeeds in communicating to his friend.

When they’re both finished, Mr. Huge Steak asks Mr. Tiny Steak:

“Is anything the matter?”

“No, no, no…” (awkward smile)

lu07011600.png “C’mon, if feel, there’s some disharmony”

“Well…”

“Courage, friend!”

“Well, it’s the steak, ye know. You’ve chosen the big steak!”

“O” says Mr. Huge Steak “which one would you have chosen?”

“The small one of course!”

“O” says again Mr. Huge Steak “but why are you sulking? That is the steak you got!”